Tony Woodlief’s home in North Carolina is falling apart because he has four boys. His essays on parenting, faith, culture, and politics have appeared everywhere from The Wall Street Journal to The Rural Messenger (the latter being, incidentally, your go-to source for Kansas auctions). His short fiction has appeared in Image, Ruminate, and Saint Katherine Review. He drinks coffee and whiskey to fuel his writing habit, and works as a non-profit manager to fuel his coffee and whiskey habit. You can keep abreast of his daily humiliations at www.tonywoodlief.com.