Matt Kirkland designs websites at a small consultancy in San Diego. He spends his free time reading books old enough to be your great-grandfather, admiring Kurasawa movies, searching for fatalism and recursion in the decision structure of choose-your-own-adventure books, and breaking & entering.
I love the zoo. But here’s the thing: you don’t. Or at least, it seems like you don’t, the way you frogmarch yourself through the zoo, trudging crying children and panda-shaped souvenir soft drinks. You deserve better.